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If you're looking for a funny Valentine's Day card message to add to a Valentine card then you've come to the right place. We've compiled a list of the top 30 funny Valentine's Day card messages to help you find the perfect message for your significant other.
Valentine's wishes to make someone laugh
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not really good at poetry, but I still love you!
Congratulations! You've been promoted to the position of my favorite person. It's unpaid, but the benefits are sweet!
Be mine? If not, can we just eat chocolate and forget this ever happened?
Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.
I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together and then make everyone else learn a new alphabet.
I love you almost as much as I love coffee. Almost.
You had me at "Let's order pizza."
You're the Ctrl to my Z – always fixing my mistakes.
If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus FINE.
You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole.
Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!
If we were on a sinking ship, I'd share my door with you. Move over Rose, there's space for two!
I'd let you steal the covers on a cold night... sometimes.
I'm just a squirrel looking for my nut, and you're as nutty as they come.
You must be made of copper and tellurium, because you're Cu-Te!
Thanks for being my emergency contact.
I don't need Google, my Valentine has everything I'm searching for.
I love you more than there are stars in the sky... but not more than coffee. Let's be real.
Let's both be naughty this Valentine’s Day and save Santa the trip.
I love you more than zombies love brains. That's undying love right there.
Roses are red, my love is true, this card is funny – I’m better at gifts, okay?
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me, then I remember: Oh, I put up with you. So we're even!
Roses are red, my lips are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you! But the roses wilted, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty, just like your head.
I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.
I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
You're like my favorite bra: supportive, comfortable, and hard to find.
Our love is like a fart. If we have to force it, it’s probably crap.
Looking for a cheeky card to go with your humorous message? Check out our collection of rude Valentine's Day cards at Happy Tree Cards.
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